Khushboo Miyani of NW London truly is an exemplary individual. Let’s get to know her better, shall we?

A faithful follower of BAPS, there is no one more devoted to religion than she, so much so that she has taken it upon herself to do extra seva in the form of kissing guys from Neasden Mandir behind the Mandir shop. She takes her seva even further by vocalising her ultra right wing views against Muslims and other non-Hindu Indians.

She also places high importance on her higher education. Her academic highlights include;
A) lying to the LSE in order to secure special consideration in exams.
B) having a personal relationship with a prominent member of the faculty.
C) asking for sexual acts to be performed in the library.

Having a successful career is something she takes pride in, and claiming to work at Citibank is, of course, something to be proud of. She diligently cheated her way through the candidate aptitude tests by having others take them on her behalf, such tenacity is to be admired.

She also goes the extra mile and researches other prominent companies by stalking ex-boyfriends at their workplaces as well as sharing this research with her alma mater. Her employer chose well.

These achievements aren’t limited to her piousness, education or career though, oh no, there is so much more. Her extracurricular activities are second to none.

A keen interest in law enforcement enabled her to lie to the police by making false allegations to implicate someone for something they didn’t do. She thought this to be an educational experience not to be missed and even involved her friends by premeditating a plan to lie in Court through Facebook.

Planning perjury through a social platform is innovative, but was in vain given that she was subsequently found guilty of perverting the course of Justice. Good attempt, though.

Here’s to you, Khushboo. You’re a good egg.